Jokes Pit!!!!

just post jokes here... i will start

Somthing to think about:you are in a bed on one side you got a gay man and on the other side you got to most beutiful woman you ever saw which one will you turn your back too

lets say i take a girl and go for a long walk and let the gay guy sleep

Indeed something to think about:
I am straight, so i prefer the woman.
But..... when i look to the woman, my "behind" is in front of the gay guy, and being raped by a gay guy, isn't on my list...
I wil crawl over the girl and then Cencored

nasicly you cant do this things i would just beating the shit out of the guy and then nothing to worry

P.S-bring your own jokes too!!!

hm atm i ask u why add more if no one ealse will speak with use so if true we are only 3 ppl talking and others waching once in year its like fucking x-mass santa see if we are good and than gives presents in once a year lol ><

i think i would probably stab the gay guy in the face... theeenn possibly cut his head off and put it on a plate next to the girl... then when she wakes up.. be like "SHIT THERES A DEAD GUYS HEAD NEXT TO ME"... YEAHHH!!!


I might do that < Penis

Because none of you brings his jokes than i will keep giving jokes


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